Now you too can *shimmer* and *sparkle* like your fav vamp with your very own Immortal Liquid Body Shimmer, or use it if you decide to become a stripper... your choice ;o)
Um, yea... the jokes that I had in mind to go with this is just too gross and very UN-PC, so lets just say if you have these on right now you are bigger RPatz/Robward fan than anyone out there, and I would not let your significant other know you had these...#justsaying
*Vegetarian dishes* from Bella, *How to cook deer and love it* by Edward, *How to clean and cook your own vamp* by the wolfpack?
I would probably get up in the middle of the night and beat the crap out of it with a baseball bat, thinking it was a intruder.. leaving massive damage to my poor bedroom wall...I would give a whole new meaning to Vampire Baseball ;o)
YES, it is a Edward Cullen tampon holder. NO, I do not make this crap up ;o)
Hummmm, is that anything like *jail bait*, because you really should not advertise for that sort of thing ;o)
Correct me if I am wrong, but don't vampires DISLIKE the sunlight and tanning... *shrugs*
What, you need something to drink with your popcorn at the midnight showing of Breaking Dawn.
Because everyone walks around with a vial of blood hanging from thier neck... right?
Dolly's need to choose a Team too...
I don't just WANT this purse, I NEED this purse.....
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